Saturday, December 26, 2009
Time Travel Limerick
Whose speed was much faster than light;
She set out one day,
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night.
- Arthur Henry Reginald Buller, 1923
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Time Flies / Great Minds Think Alike
Monday, November 30, 2009
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Time Travel Texting
Other useful time travel texting abbreviations:
STC - Space Time Continuum
WH - Worm Hole
GP - Grandfather Paradox
DTESDITRTS - Due to electro-static disturbances in the relative time stream...
HOS - Hitler Over Shoulder
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Time Travel Podcast
Act two: Tragedy Minus Time Equals Happily Ever After
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Controlling Time By Controlling Our Perception Of Time
I think most people can relate to that and at one point or another have said “time is dragging” or “time is flying by”. So my question: is there a way we could possibly control how we experience time psychologically? Is there a way to make time feel like it’s flying past you while you are in an unpleasant situation and make your time experiencing something pleasant feel like it is stretched out longer? Is there a way to do so without making yourself have to consciously enjoy the quick passage of time and be miserable during the slower passage of time?
This is different than Time Dilation (where if I am moving fast, I experience time differently than someone who is standing still), this is about how we perceive time and how time feels to us depending on our situation.
THIS ARTICLE talks about how you can make time slow down (like the baseball batter who can see the ball coming at him slowly enough to make impact) though focus and concentration and being in the moment. But that takes a conscious effort and does not seem the same as time flying by when you’re “sitting with a pretty girl”. That phenomenon seems much more subconscious.
Some people who have been in an accident or some kind of emergency have said that time seemed to have slowed down for them in those last moments before the accident. But THIS ARTICLE says that in those circumstances where we are scared, “a brain area called the amygdala becomes more active, laying down an extra set of memories” causing you after-the-fact to remember the time differently.
But the perception of time moving slower while you are on an airplane next to a weirdo and the different perception of time being next to a beautiful woman are not experiences triggered by fear – though maybe they are experienced by the joy and the misery we’re experiencing - so actually these phenomenon may be related.
Anyway, it would be great to be able to control the way we personally experience the passage of time. If I was a brilliant physicist I would totally figure that out.
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Time Podcast
It talks about time dilation, and relativity.
The hummingbird and the tortoise experience time differently than we do. Oliver Sacks (the Neurologist who the movie Awakenings is about) tells about his patients who have also experienced radically different universes of time. One example is a guy who at times moved so slowly that he appeared to be frozen in place – but when he was asked about it later, he had remembered time moving at a normal rate.
Seriously download it, it has a lot of really interesting things. Also available on iTunes.
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Did You Set Your Clocks Back?
But for hundreds of years all those clocks were working off of local time (based around noon being when the sun is directly over your head wherever you are).
Greenwitch Mean Time was established in the United Kingdom in 1848 and the United States and Canada first had their time standardized and zoned in 1883 by the railway industry (Railroad Time) in order to coordinate their train schedules.
Daylight Savings Time was established in the United Kingdom in 1916 in an efficiency measure during World War I. Two years later, on March 19, 1918, the United States also adopted Daylight Savings Time – and at the same time established Standard Time.
Daylight Savings Time has been controversial since it was introduced and there have been many enactments, adjustments, and repeals all over the world. In fact just this year, Western Australians voted to reject Daylight Savings Time (for the fourth time since 1975).
Despite my personal views, we have chosen to observe Daylight Savings Time in my household - but if I didn’t have a job or ever want to see a movie on time, or make any kind of appointments or know when a place is going to close, I might not. Also I didn’t need to set back the clock in the basement bathroom, because I never set it forward last Spring.
Thursday, October 22, 2009
The Baghdad Battery (A True Story)
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Hello again, and Picard is stupid.

It's good to see you all again. Yes, I know to you this is the first time I've blogged here.
Sigh. It's complicated.
I was thinking about the various Star Trek time travel episodes, from the ol' Kirk-Spock slingshot technique to the TNG alterna-dimension time travel eps. And it occurred to me: the Next Generation writers are real wimps when it comes to time travel. They're too afraid to have someone REALLY travel into the past or future, so they tend to set it up under quantum dynamics as an alternative permutation of reality. WUSSES. The JJ Abrams Star Trek movie also went this route, causing Old Spock and Nero to end up in an alternative past. They thereby avoid pissing off the trekkers who suckled on the crippled teat that is TOS.
That goes double for Deep Space Nine, who were so afraid of Sisko time travelling that they had to make him a delusional writer for it to work!
You know what show wasn't afraid of ballsy time-travel? Voyagers! Gimme an Omni and Phineas Boggs any day over the knock-kneed futurists of Starfleet.
Saturday, October 10, 2009
FlashForward
The new TV series FlashForward isn’t about time travel, but it does involve some really cool time related themes.
The main premise of the show is that everyone in the world blacked out at the exact same time for a little over 2 minutes. During that time “everyone’s consciousness… jumped forward six months to April 29th”.
People’s lives are changed by what they saw of their own futures. Some saw something good, some saw something bad. Now they are all living out their lives based on what they saw – some trying to make sure it doesn’t happen the way they saw it and some happy to allow the cards to fall where they will.
There has been 3 episodes so far and you can get them on iTunes or watch them on abc.com. I am really excited about the show so far and I also really enjoy the cast. But due to the fact that I am obsessed with this kind of thing, there is one small aspect of this show that bothers me just a little bit:
The board the FBI agent made with clues on it - it was created as a result of the vision.
DeDe Gibbons knew about the agents in her future - because she visited them after the vision.
So the future those two characters saw - only existed because of them having seen the vision in the first place.
But in the visions, the people did not seem to be aware of the fact that they were experiencing something they had already seen in a vision. You would think that 6 months from now (on April 29), they would all be saying to themselves "this is the day... today I will do ________" And then as it was happening, they would be weirded out by it - or at least consciously aware of it.
Anyway, maybe as the series goes on they will address that, but even if they don’t, I am just going to ignore that so I can enjoy the show.
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Teaching People in the Past
For example, in one episode Sam Beckett teaches the song "Peggy Sue" to Buddy Holly. But when you think about it, the only way that Sam Beckett could know the song is if Buddy Holly came up with it on his own. If the only reason Buddy Holly knew the song "Peggy Sue" was because Sam Beckett traveled back in time to teach it to him, and Sam Beckett couldn't know the song unless Buddy Holly created it on his own, then the song should never exist.
Maybe Buddy Holly came up with the song on his own, but later in life. That means that Sam Beckett's time travel just meant that Buddy Holly came up with the song earlier.
It reminds me of Star Trek IV, where the Enterprise has traveled back to the 1980s to bring some whales to the future. To get them out of a jam, Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott (aka Scotty) gives the formula for "Transparent Aluminum" to some scientist. The formula for transparent aluminum wasn't discovered until far into the future.
When Dr. McCoy (aka Bones) chastized Scotty for giving away the formula and potentially messing with the timelines, Scotty said "How do you know he didn't invent the thing?" Dr. McCoy seems satisfied with Scotty's answer and they carry on with presumably no tangible effect on the timeline.
What Scotty doesn't realise is that if that guy actually was the guy to invent transparent aluminum, then we have the same sort of paradox: that guy couldn't have invented it unless Scotty gave it to him, but of course Scotty wouldn't know the formula itself unless that scientist had invented it on his own. Transparent Aluminum couldn't exist.
The only way to avoid the paradox is if that scientist did invent it on his own, but later on, so Scotty just helped him invent it earlier. Or if some other scientist had invented it in the original timeline, but in this new timeline he doesn't bother because it was already invented. In this case, it was only "invented" because Scotty gave it to the first scientist, making yet another paradox.
If this isn't a paradox, then you could essentially create anything - anything at all! Go back to the past and teach an inventor how to create something, and then it'll be created, giving you the knowledge to give it to the inventor. In fact, you could even use this to invent the time machine itself.
I guess in the end what I'm saying is that if you ever travel to the past, don't teach anyone anything.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Time Travel On TV: Quantum Leap vs. Journeyman
Quantum Leap is about a scientist, Sam Beckett, who creates a time machine which sends his consciousness back into the bodies of different people in the past who are in a position to right the wrongs of history. Once the wrongs are righted, his consciousness leaps into the body of another person and his next mission begins. Although he does not return to his original place in the timeline, he is assisted by his business partner, Al from his time who can appear to Sam in the form of a hologram.
Journeyman is about a newspaper journalist who also jumps into the past against his will to right the wrongs of history. He will jump back to pivotal point in the life of the person who he is trying to help and then return to his present for a time before lumping back to a different point in that person’s life. Once he has changed the past and “fixed” history, he returns again to his time for a while before it starts all over again.
A couple years ago I bought all of the seasons of Quantum Leap on DVD and watched them all over again. It was interesting at first, but after a while I found the premise and the characters somewhat grating – especially the character of Al. Also there were a lot of inconsistencies with the mythology of the show that I found disappointing. I ended up selling all of the DVDs on eBay and have not missed them since.
Journeyman on the other hand is possibly one of my favorite TV shows ever. The time travel was interesting and the stories were always exciting. Which is of course why it was canceled after the first season. The biggest strength of the show is the ongoing story about the lead character, Dan Vasser and his wife, Katie and how they deal with his time traveling and the effect his absences have had on his marriage. Although it never made it to DVD, the episodes are still available on Hulu.
Quantum Leap: 2.5 Stars (out of 5)
Journeyman: 5 Stars (out of 5)
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Time Travel Movies
The website toplessrobot.com just recently listed their top 10 greatest time travel movies HERE.
My favorite time travel movie is Déjà Vu with Denzel Washington. I also really like Frequency a lot. Even though there’s no actual time travel, there is communication across time and changing history happening.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Interesting Time Travel Video
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Time Travel Review: Stan Lee's Time Jumper
Produced by Disney? Nice. Thursday, August 27, 2009
this is what time-travel looks like
io9 led me to this website, also awesome: Information is Beautiful.
The fellow from information is beautiful has created this image charting the time-travel of all the major time-travel themed television shows and movies (not counting Dr. Who cause that would be too messy).

I implore you to click here to see a larger version of the chart (which is, well beautiful) and read about what went into creating it.
The Timeline Chart.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
the importance of time travel
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Time Travel In Comics: Captain America

Thursday, August 6, 2009
Visit From A Time Traveler
ME: Hi. Uh… do I know you?
TT: Yes, we’ve met… but in another time.
ME: Another time?
TT: Yes. See, I’m a time traveler. And I have come to deliver an important message.
ME (excited): Oh… awesome! Are you really from the future?
TT: No, not from the future. I have traveled from the past. From the year 2003.
ME: (confused) So you have come from the past to give me a message?
TT: That’s right.
ME: So why didn’t you just tell me back in 2003?
TT: We needed to be sure it would be safe.
ME: So it wasn’t safe to tell me then, but it’s safe to tell me now in 2008?
TT: Correct.
ME: Why didn’t you write it down and put it in an envelope? Then you could have just handed it to me and told me not to open it until today.
TT: (getting irritated) Look, that’s not these things work okay? I mean if you want to argue about it…
ME: No, I don’t. I… I’m sorry, go ahead. Tell me. Give me the wisdom of the past.
TT: Are you making fun of me now?
ME: No. I mean it. I want to hear it.
TT: Well… in the year 2001, there was a terrorist attack…
ME: On the World Trade Center?
TT: Yeah… how did you know?
ME: I was there.
TT: You were at the world Trade Center?
ME: No. I mean, I was alive in 2001. I saw it on TV.
TT: Oh… Well, I need to warn you that Global Warming is a real issue...
ME: Yeah, I know.
TT: (getting flustered) Oh... um… Well, you need to be careful… uh… because the economy is in decline. In the year 2003, we are paying over two dollars a gallon for gas!!
ME: Yeah. I remember what that was like. But it’s even worse now.
TT: Wh… What are you doing, dude?
ME: What do you mean?
TT: Look, I have traveled across time to bring you this important information and you are acting like you don’t even want to hear it.
ME: No, I do want to hear it. It’s just… I already know these things. You are from the past… so I already know this stuff.
TT: Oh, so you know everything because you’re from the future? You’re just the all-knowing future-guy now huh?
ME: No, that’s not what I’m saying. It’s just…
TT: Alright. Look… We are not really supposed to tell you personal stuff because of all the paradoxes and stuff. But in the past, you had a child and his name was Legend.
ME: Yeah, I know. I was there. He's my son.
TT: (desperate) I can tell you who won games… I can tell you who won the Super Bowl in the year 2002!
ME: Yeah, or I could just look it up on-line.
TT: I can… oh… hey I know… I have one! This is one you won’t get… In the past, there is a tragic accident that results in the death of a famous R&B singer. Her name was…
ME: Aaliyah?
TT: Ha! No!!! Nope, her name was Lisa “Left Eye” Lopez. You see? You see? I do have important information for you.
ME: Wait a minute. If I had said “Left Eye”, you were going to say Aaliyah weren’t you?
TT: (no answer)
ME: Hey, I have an idea. Why don’t I tell you about something from the future? Listen… There is a great leader who will rise from the African American community to…
TT: I already know about 50 Cent!
ME: No, not 50 Cent. I mean, right now the president of the United States is…
TT: No! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Don’t tell me! Don’t tell me!
ME: What? You're worried about spoilers?
TT: No, you don’t know what kind of paradox you might create if you tell someone in the past about…
ME: So you’re going back?
TT: No. Of course not. You can’t go back. You can only travel forward through time. Never back!
ME: Well, then you had better not read the paper or turn on the TV if you are afraid of learning something about this time.
TT (he is getting irritated): Of course I won’t! What are you crazy? Anyway, this… This is bullshit… I came to you with information all the way across the space-time continuum and you’re just being a total dick about it. Do you even know how hard it is to open a wormhole and leap across the very fabric of time?
ME: No, I…
TT (very angry now): Seriously, I’m out of here dude! You missed your chance… Look, I am going to go ahead another couple of years and hopefully when I find you again you are more open-minded and hopefully you are ready to learn from us.
ME: Alright. Alright. Uh… I do have one question. You said I had met you back in your time?
TT: Yes… Yes, I’m Chris… Remember?
ME: Oh yeah. Chris! That’s right. I didn't know you were a time traveler.
TT (calming down): No. It’s okay… Like I said, hopefully when I travel to your future, you will be ready to hear the message and the warnings we have to offer you.
ME (confused): Okay… Yeah. I guess. I… I guess I’ll see you in the future then.
TT: Oh, hey. Is there any message you want me to give the future you. Any kind of warning or anything he should know?
ME (still confused): No… Nope, that’s cool. I’ll uh… I mean… it doesn’t matter because I’ll already know it…
TT (rolls his eyes and shakes his head disapprovingly) Goodbye Matsby.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Teaching Time Travel to Kids
5yrold: Who are you?
Me: I'm Robert.
5yrold: My little brother's name is Robert.
Me: I know, I'm him from the future.
5yrold: What?
Me: I've traveled through time to spend time with myself and my family when we were young.
He was skeptical at first, but I told him that when the first time travel machines came out in 2022 time travel was pretty expensive, so I didn't make my first trip until 2025. First I went back to see the dinosaurs, but it was hot and hard to breathe, so it wasn't as much fun as I thought it would be. Then I went to see Jesus speak, but I don't understand ancient Hebrew so I really didn't get much out of the experience. So when I had saved enough for a third trip I figured I'd go back and see what my parents were like when I was barely out of diapers. Plus, I explained that even though I was just a young child, I distinctly remembered being visited by myself from the future around this time, so since I was going to take this time travel trip anyway, I might as well take it now.
His parents are cool and played along. They called me "son" and I called them mom and dad. The 5-year-old was pretty skeptical about the whole thing, but it's pretty easy to outsmart a child when they try to expose your fibs. For example:
5yrold: Ok if you're from the future then you know if I'm about to cough.
Me: How would I know that? I'm not here - I'm in the next room.
5yrold: (calls his brother into the room). Robert, watch me carefully and remember if I cough.
Robert(not me): (Nods, watches carefully)
Me: I remember this conversation.
5yrold: So did I cough?
Me: I remember me from the future saying that you wouldn't, and then you coughing just to prove me wrong. So ... no.
5yrold: (thinking very hard) Cough.
Me: See?
Later on we were in the car driving home from somewhere and he really wanted to get home so he could play. The drive would take a half hour and he didn't want to wait. So I told him to just go forward in time to when we were home and he could play right now. Then, he could always come back and do the drive home later tonight. I explained that we don't have to experience the week in a linear order: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday etc ... that time was all relative and that we could do Monday then Wednesday then back to Tuesday. He seemed to understand this.
After a short pause, I welcomed him back. He said he didn't go anywhere, and I said yes, he went to the future to play, and now he was back to do the drive home. When he said he didn't remember playing, I said that's because it's the drive home now, so he doesn't have the memories of having played yet. Memories are stored in the brain, so if he wants to remember playing, he needs to go forward to and experience a time when those memories existed. But I assured him that he has, in fact, already played, eaten dinner, and gotten into bed.
Anyway I'm not sure how much sense any of this makes to him, but I've got him thinking about time in non-linear terms, so he may one day be the guy to invent time travel.
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Free Time Travel Concept Album
Isaac is his son in the present. Isaac goes through his dad’s notebooks and learns about the chord. He goes back and finds his dad with Sylvie. He urges George to come back, but George doesn’t want to go back. He has chosen to trade that timeline as it was for a chance at a life with Sylvie.
Then we discover that the reason Sylvie and George had ended in the original timeline is because Professor Rex (George’s old lab partner who did not want Sylvie and George’s relationship interfering with their work) had shown up at her door one night after George left. But now because the timeline had been changed, Professor Rex ends up abducting Isaac to learn the secret means of time travel.
The story ends with Isaac “stranded in time” by Professor Rex who has sent him into the distant future. And Sylvie saying that we need to find Professor Rex.
Listen to it. I'd love to hear what you think.
An Interesting Idea From The Outer Limits
Saturday, July 4, 2009
The Time Travel Fund (TM)
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Time Travel In Comics: Fantastic Four
I think Reed in the first panel gives a pretty good explanation of Branch Theory in case you are still trying to understand the idea of diverging timelines. I also love Johnny's defense.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
"Hear Everything Forever"
Relativity
Saturday, June 6, 2009
What qualifies as time travel?
But what would be the difference? If you actually were in the year 2030 and actually did travel back in 2009, you'd be in the same situation: walking around the year 2009 with memories of the next 21 years.
That would also be a great way to get you to do something. I could convince you to assassinate someone because I gave you the memories that your target would go on to do something really awful.
In a way, this is time travel. Even though it really isn't.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
The Chronovisor
The 2006 film, Déjà Vu featured a machine that allowed people in the present to view events in the past. The machine utilizes a wormhole and has a restrictive range of what you can view (it goes back exactly 4 days, 6 hours, 3 minutes, 45 seconds). This is one of my favorite time travel movies and I was especially excited about the concept of the technological window to the past.
As it turns out, it is not a new concept and in fact might not be entirely fictitious…
In the 1950’s twelve world famous scientists allegedly developed a machine called the Chronovisor. The Chronovisor was described by one of the scientists, Father (yes, he was also a priest) Ernetti as a large cabinet with a cathode ray tube and a series of buttons. With the buttons one could select a specific time and location and through the tube, one could view (and hear) the past.
The development and construction of the Chronovisor was kept a secret, until Father Ernetti told his story to the author Francois Brune (another priest) in the early 60s. According to Ernetti, his machine worked by decoding and reproducing the electromagnetic radiation left behind from past events.
Ernetti claimed to have used the Chonovisor to view and photograph the crucifixion of Christ and also to witness and transcribe partions of a play called Thyestes by the Latin playwrite, Quintus Ennius.
Although there is no physical proof of the Chronovisor’s existence, it is believed that the Roman Catholic Church seized the machine and currently has it hidden at the Vatican.
This is not the only (or even the first) claim of a working time window. Many scientists have claimed to have created time viewing devices and you can read about many of them HERE.
Further reading:
http://www.unmuseum.org/
http://www.theepochtimes.com/
http://keelynet.com/interact/
http://www.absoluteastronomy.
If you had access to the Chronovisor, what past events would you like to view/hear the most?
Monday, June 1, 2009
Spacetime Foam (With Star Trek Examples From A Brilliant Physicist)
Dr. Machio Kaku speaking at the New York Academy of Sciences about his book, Physics of the Impossible…
“At the tiniest subatomic level, the fabric of space and time becomes so unstable that it starts to behave like a foam. Its surface alive with tiny bubbles momentarily popping in and out of existence. We call this quantum state the spacetime foam. It’s thought that contained within this foam, are objects called wormholes – tiny passage ways between two points in space and time.
The secret to building a time machine is to stabilize the spacetime foam long enough to make one of these worm holes permanent. And the way we do that is by subjecting it to enormous amounts of energy.”
What kind of energy is required and what type of civilization could harness the energy and technology required to find and manipulate wormholes from the spacefoam? I already quoted Dr Kaku’s breakdown HERE. But here it is again – this time with his Star Trek examples:
“When we look in outer space, we physicists don’t see little green men, we see type one, type two, and type three civilizations in outer space.
A type one civiliazation is a Planetary civilization: They control the energy of an entire planet; they control the weather; they control volcanos; earthquakes. (this is where we will be) about a hundred years in the future.
Type two is Steller. They control the energy of an entire star. They are perhaps a few thousand years ahead of us. And the Federation of Planets, Star Trek, is a typical type two civilization.
Then we have type three: A Galactic civilization. These civilizations can eat type two civilizations for breakfast. They control the energy of an entire galaxy. (Our becoming a type three civilization is) hundreds of thousands of years into the future. (They are) like the Borg in Star Trek
…A type three civilization may begin to think about building a time machine. They can build atom smashers of galactic size to open gateways in the spacetime foam.”
Saturday, May 30, 2009
John Titor
He was a soldier from the future who was sent back in time to 1975 to retrieve an IBM 5100 computer which was needed to debug various legacy computer programs in 2036 (his time of origin).
He started posting frequently on internet message boards starting in the year 2000. He said he was on a temporary stopover in our time to collect pictures lost in the (future) civil war and to spend time with his parents. He was posting on the boards, not to convince anyone he was a genuine time-traveler, but just to gauge people's responses to meeting someone from their future. On these message boards, he answered questions and posted about our future (his past). He also described his own time machine and explained the nature of time travel (Branch Theory).
In 2001, Titor went back to his own timeline and was never heard from again.
Anyway, at first I had my doubts, but after reading his posts, I am not entirely sure. If it is a hoax, then he is brilliant and definitely knows what he's talking about. I recommend you read it, because either way, it is really interesting:
Read Archive
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Time Travel In Comics: Cable
To give a quick background, there was a mutant baby born who is supposed to be the hope for mutant kind – and Cable has been put in charge of protecting her...
Now Bishop (who comes from the future) recognizes that the baby girl as the mutant who will ultimately be responsible for the deaths of millions and the fact that in his time, mutants were kept in concentration camps. Therefore, he wants nothing more than to kill the baby – which would change his timeline and prevent himself and his family from suffering the way they will in the future/ the way they did in his past.
So in order to protect the baby, Cable jumps into the future with her. Bishop gets a hold of a time-traveling device and follows them. Cable’s time traveling device gets broken in a battle and will now only allow him to go forward.So since Bishop is having a hard time finding Cable and the baby, he starts to make a trap for them. He goes forward in time and destroys certain places – for example, he destroys Australia, therefore he knows that Cable and the baby won’t be in Australia after that. And by destroying enough places, he can eventually narrow down where they actually can go in the future. And so the chase goes on from there with Cable and the baby jumping further and further into the future – with Bishop right behind them.
It’s great because we the readers are left trying to decide if Bishop is the bad guy or not. Because he IS trying to kill a baby, which of course is bad – but knowing what he knows the baby will eventually become and how she will change the world for the worse, you start to feel he is pretty justified in doing it.
So I find myself not knowing who to route for and just waiting for each next issue to come out to find out what is going to happen next.
I was not really a fan of either Cable or Bishop, but after reading this story, they are now both two of my favorite characters in the Marvel Universe. I highly recommend you buy this story. The first hardcover collection, Cable, Vol. 1: Messiah War is out right now, the second hardcover collection Cable Vol. 2: Waiting for The End of the World comes out in June, and the third Cable Vol. 3: X-Men, Cable, & Bishop comes out in July.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Star Trek Movie Time Travel
WARNING: SPOILERS
I thought it was great, but I just wanted to briefly discuss the time travel aspects of the movie.
Basically the beginning of the movie is the beginning of a diverging timeline (branch theory). So in fact, this is not a reboot of the franchise, but just a completely new timeline (created when Nero came back in time and altered when he destroyed the Enterprise and killed Kirk’s dad) that runs parallel to the timeline that the original series and movies took place.
I like how they played it with old man Spock remembering events as they occurred in his timeline and how they actually unfold differently in this new universe. And because they went with a parallel timeline, they were able to avoid creating any complicated paradoxes.
Your thoughts?
Friday, April 24, 2009
Speaking of Hitler

There are also two awesome links I found that talk about why you can't kill Hitler, and Hitler's Time Travel Exemption Act.
Killing Hitler - The Time Travel Cliche
No time travel blog can be complete without a discussion on killing Hitler. Yep, you just go back in time to before Hitler's rise to power, kill him, and prevent the Holocaust – it looks good on paper, but I wonder if it would really be as easy as it sounds.
First we will assume your means of travel will allow you to take back clothing and other physical items. If not, keep in mind how much more difficult this would be…
Now if you don't want to call attention to yourself - and you probably don't, you had better go back in clothing of that period. So you'll want to start out by researching and getting that all ready.
And if you are going to get to Austria/Germany and then get to Hitler, you're going to need some cash. So second, you will have to get ahold of both US dollars and Deutch Marks - from that time period. And make sure it's in good enough condition so they'll accept it when you get there. I am not sure how difficult this would be, but I suspect it might be particularly difficult. And keep in mind how weak the German economy was during that time, so make sure you take plenty.
Do you speak German? You'll probably need to speak German if you are going to be looking for a man no one has heard of in Austria at the turn of the century. So third, learn German.
Now, if your means of time travel doesn't deliver you right to the Hitler family doorstep, you're going to need to make your way to the coast and get aboard a ship headed for Germany. So make sure when you pick the time destination, you are giving yourself enough time to make that journey (because if he does start to gain political power before you get to him, it is going to be that much more difficult for a foreigner such as yourself to get very close to him). And we'll just hope you arrive in Germany healthy and in one piece.
Now you are in Germany, all you have to do is find him. You've done your research, you know generally where he'll be, so finding him may or may not be that difficult. Although the fact that you are a stranger in a foreign land and time, may make it a little bit more so.
So yeah, those are just a couple thoughts. I just think that when you consider the actual logistics (and there's probably plenty that I haven't thought of) of killing Hitler, it's probably not as simple as it seems at first thought. In fact I suspect it would be more of a dedication of years and years of your life – if not your entire life.
But I guess it's probably worth it, right? Unless the unforeseen events that occurred in his absence were an even worse fate.
Also be careful going around killing babies, because maybe when you come back to your present, there will be a new name for evil personified – yours.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Lucky Charms - False Advertising
Friday, April 17, 2009
Blog of the Year
It's actually going to be huge with people in the '60s, but unfortunately not until after the writers have passed on.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Lost, Time Travel, and Creating Something from Nothing
Here's a conversation where the character Miles tries to explain this to Hurley.
So, we'll assume that this is the way time travel works on Lost. There is a single timeline, and the actions taken by the time travelers in 1977 will in no way change the reality that they know in the 2000s.
So, in tonight's episode Hurley was seen writing in a notebook, and admitted to Miles that he was working on the screenplay to the Empire Strikes Back. To paraphrase:
"I've seen Empire Strikes Back like 200 times. It's 1977 right now and Star Wars just came out, so I figured I'd just write the script and send it to George Lucas to save him the trouble."
The show used Empire Strikes Back as a metaphor for Father-Son relationships, but let's look at Hurley's idea a little deeper.
What if he's successful? He manages to write the entire screenplay and get it to George Lucas. Lucas (along with credited screenwriters Lawrence Kasdan and Leigh Bracket) pass it off as their own work and make the film. If this happens...
THEN WHO THE HELL WROTE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK???
Hurley didn't write it, he was simply transcribing a film that he knew from memory. But George Lucas didn't write it either, he just used a screenplay that arrived in a mysterious package in 1977. If George Lucas hadn't made the film, Hurley wouldn't have been able to write it. But if Hurley hadn't written it, the second film in the Star Wars series wouldn't have been the same movie that we all know and love.
Assuming a single timeline, and assuming that Hurley was successful, then the script for Empire Strikes Back has no origin. Essentially, it created itself!
So what does this mean? Well, that's what we need to think about. Discuss.
Funny Time Travel Discussion
Buddy: Time travel is theoretically impossible.
Me: It is?
Buddy: Sure. Haven't you heard of the grandfather paradox?
Me: No, what's that?
Buddy: What happens if you travel back in time and kill your grandfather?
Me: What?
Buddy: What happens if you kill your grandfather, you know, before your father is born and therefore before you're born.
Me: Why would I do that?
Buddy: See, if you were never born, then you couldn't kill your grandfather, which would be a paradox.
Me: What do you have against my grandfather?
Buddy: You're missing the point.
Me: What's your point? That people who hate their grandfathers can't travel through time?
Buddy: No, nobody can travel in time.
Me: Even people who have no intention of killing their grandfather?
Buddy: Right.
Me: That doesn't make any sense.
Buddy: Okay, forget about your grandfather. Let me think of a way to put this in terms you'll understand. Remember Back to the Future?
Me: Yeah, that was a great movie. I went out and bought an orange vest just like Marty McFly.
Buddy: Remember how he accidentally caused his parents never to meet?
Me: But the orange vest never really caught on.
Buddy: You're not listening. Remember how he had a picture where he started to fade away? And how he had to get his parents to meet and fall in love before he disappeared?
Me: Yeah, that was a great movie.
Buddy: Well if his parents never met, and he disappeared, then how could he travel back to stop them from meeting in the first place? That's a temporal paradox!
Me: Haha - and Biff wound up covered in manure!
Buddy: Are you listening?
Me: Yes. I'll steer clear of my mother and be nice to my grandfather.
Buddy: You're still not getting it. Look, what if you went back in time and, I don't know ... killed Hitler.
Me: Hey that's a good idea.
Buddy: Ok let's say you killed Hitler and so the Nazis and the Holocaust and World War II never happened.
Me: Right.
Buddy: Ok if those things never happened, then you would have no reason to go back and kill Hitler.
Me: Even if he was my grandfather?
Buddy: What?
Me: That's probably why Hitler never had kids. So no one could travel back in time and kill him.
Buddy: I give up.
Me: I'm glad we had this conversation. I'll make sure to leave Hitler alone.
Me: Hey where are you going?
Me: So I guess I'll see you later?
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Time Travel In Utah
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Using Time Travel to Stimulate the Economy
We are going through a very severe recession and we need your help. If you have not discovered time travel there is nothing you can do, so please re-seal this envelope and leave it for the next President.
If you have discovered time travel, then please send all of your gold back in time to (insert date here) and bury it 500 metres underground at precisely latitude (X) and longitude (Y). That date, for us, is in the future, and that is a secret location that we know hasn't been touched and therefore won't be discovered by anyone except us.
You will not lose your gold because all the gold will still be around when you become President a long time from now. All the gold we currently have will also still be around, so really you'll have twice as much gold. In fact, that means that you can send back only half your gold because if you've already done this before then technically that's our gold anyway.
However, if you insist on being paid for your gold, that's fine. We'll put a million dollars in a savings account and with compound interest it should buy a lot of your gold. So in the end what we're really asking you to do is to send our gold back to us, and you're even getting paid for it as if it was yours.
Also, if it's not too much trouble, could you also send back a Sony PlayStation 4 for my son? That's probably something you can find in a garage sale for 50 cents, but he really wants one.
Signed,
Barack Obama
Axl Rose: Hungry Time Traveler



Click on the images to enlarge.
Iwo Jima - 1945 - Corndog
Assasination of JFK - 1963 - Grapes
Rosa Parks takes a stand- 1955 - Cup-o-Noodle
Assasination of Lee Harvey Oswald - 1963 - Big Gulp
I Have A Dream speech - 1963 - Icecream sandwich
Elvis Presley Comeback Special - 1968 - Donut
Yalta Confrence - 1941 - Corn on the cob
Cassius Clay vs. Sonny Liston - 1964 - Whoppers
The first man on the moon - 1969 - Hot Pocket
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Closed Timelike Curve
Dr. Beckett's String Theory
From the beginning of each episode of Quantum Leap:
“Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Dr. Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator and vanished.... He awoke to find himself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not his own and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. His only guide on this journey is Al, an observer from his own time, who appears in the form of a hologram that only Sam can see and hear. And so Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home.”
Dr. Beckett’s theory described through a conversation in the episode “Future Boy”:
Moe: Time is like a piece of string. One end of the string is birth, the other is death. If you can put them together, then your life is a loop.
Al: Hey! Sam, that’s your theory!
Moe: If I can travel fast enough along the loop, I will eventually end up back at the beginning of my life.
Al: He – He’s got it!
Sam: Well, let me ask you what would happen if you would ball the string, right? And then each day of your life would touch another day. And then, you could travel from one place on the string to another, thus enabling you to move back and forth within your own lifetime. Maybe.
Moe: That’s it! That’s it! Then I could actually…
Sam: Quantum Leap.
Wormholes
While there is technically no observational evidence of the existence of wormholes, the theory of a wormhole as a passage between two points within a timeline are considered valid solutions in general relativity.
The illustration below represents time having been folded over upon itself as described in van Strickum’s closed timelike curve and shows the path a potential wormhole would provide between those two points.
Time Dilation
Albert Einstein’s Lorenz Transformation shows that time dilation can be forced through motion. In other words, time can be changed through motion.
A passenger in a spacecraft moving at a great speed would experience time moving at a slower speed than would be experienced back on earth. So, for example, if a ship is moving fast enough, time relative to the craft might be one year, where ten years of time have passed on earth below. This phenomenon was explored in Planet of the Apes by Pierre Boulle.
Spacetime
The Grandfather Paradox / Branch Theory
This paradox states that one cannot go into the past and kill his own grandfather because he would then cease to exist and therefore would never have been alive in order to time travel back.
Besides the obvious literal problem with causing the death of one’s ancestor, also tied to this paradox is that one cannot go back to prevent something from happening because then it never would have happened and that person would not have needed to travel back to prevent it.
If this paradox is taken one step further, one cannot really change anything when traveling back in time.
So considering the limitations presented in the Granfather Paradox, one cannot change history through time travel.
For example, let’s say one were to travel back in time to prevent the death of R&B singer Aaliyah in 2001 - so that person goes back, stops her from getting on to the plane and she lives. If the timeline was continual, then seven years in to the future, the time traveler would not have the need to go back in time because now she didn’t really die.
But the theory of Diverging Timelines (also called Branch Theory) explains that if you were to go back in time and change an event, then a new timeline would be created, which would run parallel to the original timeline you left from.
So, if you consider the illustration below, the black line is the original timeline where Aaliyah dies. The red line shows the path of travel backward through time. Once history has been changed (Aaliyah saved), a new timeline is created (orange line).
Therefore if the time traveler were to then go back from where he or she originally left from, they would no longer be traveling between two points in time, but they would be moving between two parallel universes (from the black timeline to the orange timeline). And when they arrived in their native timeline, Aaliyah would still be dead.
The Time Machine
A time machine could be a means of travel within a wormhole or it could be a machine which facilitates the creation of a closed timelike curve, or both.
Most physicists believe that if a time machine is ever built, traveling forward wouldn’t be a problem; however when it comes to going back in time, the furthest you would be able to go back would be to the day the machine was built.
But if a natural time machine was found, the possibilities would be limitless.
Who could create a time machine?
Machio Kaku (Professor, Theoretical Physics) explains that scientists categorize extra terrestrial civilizations into three categories:
The first can harness the power of a planet; they can control the weather, alter earthquakes, etc.
The second can harness the power of a star; they can ignite stars, detonate stars, etc.
The third are Galactic; they can harness the power of an entire galaxy.
He explains: "Perhaps a galactic civilization would have sufficient energy to play with black holes, to create exotic energy, to find exotic matter throughout the universe by which they could then use it as fuel to create a time machine."






