Monday, June 13, 2011

Time Travel Bingo

Thanks to Torley, who made this and emailed it to me...

6 comments:

Jeremy said...

What time travel movie has someone having sex with him/herself?!?

Matsby said...

The book of Time Traveler's Wife has a scene where he was a teenager and doing something else to another teenage himself. It was unclear, but was probably a hand job.

You can't tell me if given the chance, you wouldn't have sex with yourself, Jeremy.

Jeremy said...

I don't know; I'm sure that afterwards, one of us would be complaining that the other was a completely selfish lover.

Although you have to admit it would be great for bishop's interviews:

"Young man, have you ever had sexual relations with another person?"

"Uh, does sex with yourself count?"

"No, son. We covered that when I asked you about masturbation."

"Well then, no sir, I have not had sexual relations with another person."

Cap said...

Bingo. Do I get a candy?

Torley said...

Also, while they aren't movies, on the literary topic of performing intercourse with one's self

**** SPOILERS AHEAD ****

The Man Who Folded Himself (one of my TT faves) and All You Zombies count, across gender varieties too. I think there's even a Futurama episode that riffs on that, though this is confined to "regular" incest and not "samecest". Yikes.

Thanks for da post, Matsby.

Robert Vollman said...

Space Moose had sex with himself. They said he couldn't do it, but he's the master of time!

http://www.hackcanada.com/canadian/zines/spacemoose/time_machine.html